torsdag den 31. december 2015

TOP 20 TRACKS 2015

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tak for al jers stermer! ;););)


19. Yung - Blanket
(70 point)

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18. Lower Dens - To Die in L.A.
(71 point)

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17. Rihanna - Bitch Better Have My Money
(75 point)

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16. Roy: A Life Well Lived
(76 point)

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15. Carly Rae Jepsen - All That
(80 point)

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14. Selena Gomez - Good For You
(81 point)


13. Kurt Vile - Pretty Pimpin
(83 point)


12. Destroyer - Times Square
(90 point)


11. Sufjan Stevens - Fourth of July
(96 point)


10. Four Tet - Morning Side
(99 point, 1 førsteplads)


9. Tears - 33
(100 point, 1 førsteplads)


8. Ryan Adams - All You Had To Do Was Stay
(107 point)


8. Courtney Barnett - Depreston
(107 point)


7. Father John Misty - I Love You, Honeybear
(112 point)


6. Jamie xx feat. Romy - Loud Places
(121 point, 1 førsteplads)


5. Justin Bieber - Sorry
(131 point)


4. Grimes - REALiTi (demo)
(151 point, 1 førsteplads)

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3. Drake - Hotline Bling
(157 point)


2. Kendrick Lamar - King Kunta
(205 point, 2 førstepladser)


1. Emilio Hestepis - Hotline blinkesmiley
(250 point, 1 førsteplads)

onsdag den 30. december 2015

TOP 10 ALBUMS 2015

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NUE R DEN HR! :P:P:P:P

10. The Weather Station - Loyalty
(42 point)

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These 11 tunes are expressions of woes that you can’t quite correct but can’t let go, either, worries that plague you but push you onward, too. These are public folk songs about the private problems—breakups and makeups, depressions and deaths—we’ve all suffered.

9. Tame Impala - Currents
(45 point)

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There's a half-remembered quality to Kevin Parker's songs for Tame Impala. Melodies and rhythms arrive in thunderclaps — carefully orchestrated or artfully accidental — or float by in soothing clouds. These are the epiphanies and freakouts of decades past: soul, space rock, nerd funk, studio-whiz pop. You feel sure you recognize something, but you don't quite know from where or when.

8. Destroyer - Poison Season
(50 point, 1 førsteplads)

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His wit and intelligence as a songwriter remain intact as always and he beds his prose and wry lyricism in a garden of swooning instrumentation that feels refreshingly intricate in an indie genre overcrowded with clashing chords and overly direct choruses.

7. Deerhunter - Fading Frontier
(51 point, 2 førstepladser)

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Nevertheless, the optimism bubbling under the melancholy makes Fading Frontier all the more affecting. "Living My Life" is one of Deerhunter's most gently joyous-sounding songs yet, a blissful synth pop reverie that caresses where Monomania sneered. And while "Carrion"'s reflections on enduring endings aren't exactly happy, their resilience is emblematic of Fading Frontier as a whole: Musically and emotionally, this is one of Deerhunter's most powerful -- and delicate -- albums.

6. Fede Poul - Fede Poul I Centeret
(53 point)

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det vil ingen ende tage, muligvis det bedste mixtape i historien.

5. Jamie xx - In Colour
(56 point)

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The platonic ideal of the dancefloor, which is obviously never quite fulfilled, is that the dancers meet as equals. Everyone is on their own journey and there is no judgement, and the right drugs at the right time have helped to bring this starry-eyed vision to life. Jamie xx’s music captures some of this spirit by being terribly hip and of-the-moment but also deeply emotional. It’s "cool" music designed to make you feel, and the mechanism is vulnerability.

4. Grimes - Art Angels
(58 point)

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there's something v nourishing about it, a source of power I have been continually diving into. it's both hugely expansive in the range it covers and incredibly dense and fast-paced, she really charges through it – the percussion is the key secret ingredient giving it a radio/dj set energy – & the whole thing is such a blast, it's been something I've just played it over and over (and I'm not really the looping type)

3. Father John Misty – I Love You, Honeybear
(74 point, 1 førsteplads)

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In eschewing the espoused grittiness of indie rock for meticulous pomp, Tillman ensures that I Love You, Honeybear isn't easily digestible; its protagonist is aggressively self-loathing, and the sonic palette is sometimes intentionally hokey to the point of distraction. But Tillman's world, with its romantic fatalism, rampant drug abuse, and smart-ass asides, presents an authentic and enthralling character study that makes a compelling case for this aimless fake drifter as a decent, vulnerable person. It's a rare fulfillment of outsized ambition and a crystallization of Tillman's inimitable narrative verve, however unreliable his narrator may be.

2. Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp A Butterfly
(75 point, 3 førstepladser)

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What I admire most and enjoy most about this album is that it addresses African-Americans straight up and leaves the rest of the hip-hop audience to listen in if it wants. It’s a strong, brave, effective bid to reinstate hip-hop as black America’s CNN — more as op-ed than front page, but in the Age of Twitter that’s the hole that needs filling. Fortunately, the concept starts with the music, which eschews party bangers without foregoing groove, sampling rhythm godfathers P-Funk, Michael Jackson, and the Isley Brothers and building a house band around jazz pianist Robert Glasper and what-you-got bassist Thundercat. But it’s even more racially explicit in lyrics that don’t protest racism because what good does that ever do — just assumes it as a condition of life for his people, root cause of the cultural breakdowns he laments and preaches against throughout. Acknowledged only in passing is a mega-success too obvious to go on about, not to mention enjoy — a privilege that’s also a temptation, to which he responds not with hater paranoia but with a depressive anxiety that resurfaces as a narrative hook without ever starting a pity party. Lamar knows he’s got it good. For his people he wants better. Few musicians of any stylistic persuasion are so thoughtful or so ardent. Few musicians have so little need of a hooky review.

1. Sufjan Stevens - Carrie & Lowell
(84 point, 2 førstepladser)

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Stevens has always channelled his inner child: the result has often been wonderful but occasionally annoying. Here that child is disarmingly exposed. He clings to hazy recollections of the few happy holidays he spent with his mother and stepfather, Lowell, to whom she was married for five years and with whom Stevens remains close. He has always mythologised his personal life in song, but Carrie’s death forces him to face facts: Perseus and Medusa mingle with the modern pharmacological god Thorazine (an anti-psychotic) in a world of hospital procedures.

“When I was three, three maybe four/ She left us at that video store,” he sings on Should Have Known Better. It’s a song that flutters around difficult memories until taking a surprising – and very deliberate – uplifting turn in the final third as a keyboard flushes hope through a warm and inclusive new melody that welcomes listeners into Stevens’s catharsis even as the lyrics remain specific to him.

At every turn he unfolds the fists of self-pity into upturned palms of generosity. Accepting that a part of him will always be “lost in your sleeve where you hid your cigarettes”, he forgives his mother.

tirsdag den 8. december 2015

ÆBLEBOYS TOP MUSIK 2015 AFSTEMNING

"Det sket i de dag i movember engarg
hvor Maria var bøse med sin Far""



NU ER DEN HER!



Vi skal steme!!!

Send en mail med maximum 20 yndlingstracks og 10 yndlingsalbums fra listen til kern.cooper@gmail.com - enten prioriteret (hvor #1 får flere point end #20) eller uden rækkefølge. Du må godt bare stemme på 1 sang hvis det er det du vil.  DEADLINE ER JUL og ALLE MÅ STEMME :)

NOMINEREDE ALBUMS
Beach House - Depression Cherry
Bisse – Umage
Built to Spill - Untethered Moon
Chastity Belt - Time to Go Home
Christopher Owens - Chrissybaby Forever
Courtney Barnett - Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit
Crushed Beaks - Scatter
Deafheaven - New Bermuda
Deerhunter - Fading Frontier
Den Sorte Skole - Indians & Cowboys
Destroyer - Poison Season
Dr. Dre - Compton
Drake - If You're Reading This It's Too Late
Drake & Future – What a Time to Be Alive
Dylan - Shadows in the Night
EL VY - Return to the Moon
Elder - Lore
Eric Church - Mr. Misunderstood
Fashawn - The Ecology
Father John Misty – I Love You, Honeybear
Fede Poul - Fede Poul I Centeret
Floating Points - Elaenia
Fraser A. Gorman - Slow Gum
Future - DS2
Girl Band - Holding Hands With Jamie
Girl Pool - Before The World Was Big
Graveyard - Innocence & Decadence
Grimes - Art Angels
Happyness - Weird Little Birthday
HEALTH - DEATH MAGIC
High on Fire - Luminiferous
Hooded Menace – Darkness Drips Forth
Jakob Bro - Hymnotic/Salmodisk
Jamie xx - In Colour
Jenny Hval - Apocalypse, Girl
Jim O'Rourke- Simple Songs
Joanna Gruesome - Peanut Butter
Joanna Newsom - Divers
Julien Baker - Sprained Ankle
Kamasi Washington - The Epic
Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp A Butterfly
Kid Wave - Wonderlust
Kurt Vile - b'lieve i'm goin down...
L’Orange & Jeremiah Jae - The Night Took Us In Like Family
L'Orange - Time? Astonishing!
Lower Dens - Escape from Evil
Mac Demarco - The Way You'd Love Her
Majical Cloudz - Are You Alone?
Miguel - Wildheart
Neon Indian - VEGA INTL. NIGHT SCHOOL
Oneohtrix Point Never - Garden of Delete
Ought - Sun Coming Down
Protomartyr - The Agent Intellect
Ratboys - Aoid
Rotor - Fünf
Ryan Adams - 1989
Ryley Walker – Primrose Green
Shamir - Ratchet
Simon Joyner - Grass, Branch and Bone
Sleater Kinney - No Cities to Love
Sufjan Stevens - Carrie & Lowell
Sunn O))) - Kannon
Tame Impala - Currents
The Weather Station - Loyalty
Tobias Jesso - Goon
Town Portal - The Occident
Ufomammut - Ecate
Unknown Mortal Orchestrea - Multi-Love
Viet Cong - Viet Cong
Vince Staples - Summertime '06
Waxahatchee - Ivy Tripp
Wet & Reckless - Wet & Reckless
Weyes Blood- Cardamom Times
Wilco - Star Wars
Windhand - Grief's Infernal Flower
Yumi Zouma - II

NOMINEREDE TRACKS
Animal Collective - Floridada
At jeg mødte Mac Demarco
At jeg smadrede min telefon til en DJ Mustard koncert
Beirut - Gibraltar
Bisse – Merkur
Bisse - Svanen & Flyveren
Built to Spill - Another Day
Built to Spill - C.R.E.B.
Built to Spill - Living Zoo
Built to Spill - Never Be The Same
Caligula's Horse - Marigold
Carly Rae Jepsen - All That
Carly Rae Jepsen - Run Away With Me
Cat scared of Cucumber
Cayucas - Moony Eyed Walrus
Chastity Belt - Joke
Chastity Belt - Time to Go Home
Chelsea Wolfe - Iron Moon
Christopher Owens - I Love You Like I Do
Chvrches - Leave A Trace
Cisilia - Vi To Datid Nu
Courtney Barnett - Depreston
Courtney Barnett - Pedestrian at Best
Crushed Beaks - Overgrown
Daughter - Numbers
David Bowie - Blackstar
Deerhunter - Living My Life
Destroyer - Archer On The Beach
Destroyer - Dream Lover
Destroyer - Times Square
Dr. Dre - Medicine Man (feat. Eminem, Candice Pillay & Anderson .Paak)
Drake - Energy
Drake - Hotline Bling
Drake / Future - Diamonds Dancing
Drake/Future - Big Rings
EL VY - Happiness, Missouri
EL VY - Return to the Moon
Ellie Goulding - Love Me Like You Do
Emilio Hestepis - Hotline Blinkesmiley
Father John Misty - I Love You, Honeybear
Father John Misty - The Night Josh Tillman Came To Our Apartment
Fede Poul I Centeret – Thomas Wivel
Fede Poul I Centeret – Tom Benhke
Four Tet - Morning Side
Frankie Cosmos - Young
Fraser A. Gorman - Book Of Love
Girl Band - Paul
Grimes - Flesh Without Blood
Grimes - Realiti (demo)
Happyness - Pumpkin Noir
HEALTH - FLESH WORLD (UK)
High On Fire - Carcosa
Holly Herndon - Chorus
Hot Chip - Dancing in the Dark
Jamie xx - Gosh
Jamie xx - I Know There's Gonna Be (Good Times) ft. Young Thug & Popcaan
Jamie xx feat. Romy - Loud Places
Jason Isbell - 24 Frames
Jenny Hval - That Battle is Over
Jim O'Rourke - Friends With Benefits
Joanna Gruesome - Jamie (Luvver)
Joanna Newsom - Divers
Joanna Newsom - Sapokanikan
John Grant feat. Tracey Thorn - Disappointing
Julia Holter - Sea Calls Me Home
Julien Baker - Rejoice
Justin Bieber - Sorry
K-Dot - King Kunta
Kid Wave - Wonderlust
Kurt Vile - Pretty Pimpin
Lady Lamb - Billions of Eyes
Lenny Kravitz split his pants on stage
Liss - Try
Lower Dens - To Die in L.A.
Mac DeMarco - The Way You'd Love Her
Majical Cloudz - Downtown
Major Lazor & DJ Snake - Lean On (Feat. MØ)
Marching Church - King of Song
Mbongwana Star - Malukayi (feat. Konono No.1)
Michael Dida - Höru Mej Bae
Miguel - Coffee (F***ing)
Nebraska - Stand Your Ground
Neon Indian - Annie
Ought - Beautiful Blue Sky
Protomartyr - Why Does It Shake?
Pusha T - Untouchable
Ratboys - Tixis
Richard Hawley - I Still Want You
Rihanna - Bitch Better Have My Money
Rotor - Volllast
Roy: A Life Well Lived
Ryan Adams - All You Had To Do Was Stay
Sean Nicholas Savage - Young Again
Selena Gomez - Good for you
Shamir - In For The Kill
Shamir - On The Regular
Sharon Van Etten - Just Like Blood
Shye Ben Tzur, Jonny Greenwood & The Rajasthan Express - Allah Elohim
Simon Joyner - Old Days
Sleater-Kinney - No Cities to Love
SOAK - Sea Creatures
Speedy Ortiz - Raising the Skate
Sports - Saturday
Sufjan Stevens - Carrie & Lowell
Sufjan Stevens - Fourth of July
Surfer Blood - I Can't Explain
Susanne Sundfør - Delirious
Susanne Sundfør - Fade AWay
Tame Impala - Eventually
Tame Impala - Let It Happen
Tame Impala - Yes I'm Changing
Taylor Swift feat. Kendrick Lamar - Bad Blood
Tears - 33
Ten Commandos - Staring Down the Dust (feat. Mark Lanegan)
The Internet - Get Away
The Ocean - The Quiet Observer
The Radio Dept. This Repeated Sodomy
The Weather Station - I Mined
The Weather Station - Loyalty
The Weather Station - Way It Is, Way It Could Be
Titus Andronicus - Dimed Out
Tobias Jesso - Hollywood
Twerps - I Don't Mind
U.S. Girls - Damn That Valley
Ufomammut - Daemons
Ufomammut - Temple
Unknown Mortal Orchestra - Multi-Love
Viet Cong - Continental Shelf
Vince Staples - Jump Off The Roof
Vince Staples - Summertime
Waxahatchee - Air
Waxahatchee - La Loose
Waxahatchee - Poison
Yowler - Yowler
Yung - Blanket
Listen op fra slap m årets moninenirger!!

NOT ON THE SPOTIFY TRACKS
Dr. Dre - Medicine Man (feat. Eminem, Candice Pillay & Anderson .Paak)
Emilio Hestepis - Hotline Blinkesmiley
Fede Poul I Centeret – Thomas Wivel
Fede Poul I Centeret – Tom Benhke
Jim O'Rourke - Friends With Benefits
Joanna Newsom - Divers
Joanna Newsom - Sapokanikan
Rotor - Volllast
Taylor Swift feat. Kendrick Lamar - Bad Blood

søndag den 22. november 2015

JEG VIL AT VERDEN KAN EN TING :)

mandag den 16. november 2015

ÆBLEBOYS TOP MUSIK 2015 NOMINATIONS

Hvor er tiden der tager os
og er bøsse med vores far os?



2015 ER VED AT SLUTE OG DET ER TID TIL AT NOMIENRERE DEN AAAAZZZZ!!!!

1) NOMINERMING: 16. NOVEMBER TIL SØNDAG D. 6 DECEMBER. FOREGÅR I COMMENTS LIGE HER. LIGE NEDEN UNDER.


2) LYTESHOW VIA
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3) AFSTEMNING: 6. DECEMBER - 26. DECEMBER. VIA MAIL DET KOMER SENERE.


4) 30. DECEMBER DER KOMER ÅRETS RESULTEATER!!!

tirsdag den 3. november 2015

To saftige lifehacks

Jeg var ude og gå en tur med Niels, og så kom vi til at snakke om hvordan livet er til for at blive hacket. Der er mange situationer som man ikke lige tænker på kan optimeres og hackes, til stor profit. Her er lige et par af mine bedste og så er det ellers bare at hacke løs!

#1: Bifhack

Det her er en af de saftige. Måske er du på date med et flot væsen og tænkte at du lige kunne invitere hende ind og se Spectre, med James Bond. Der er ikke nogen der gider betale for biografpopcorn, så du skal gøre sådan her: Sig til daten at du lige skal på toilettet. Gå hen til en sal hvor en film netop er overstået (gerne en rigtig "popcorngnasker"). Sig til medarbejderen at du har glemt din iPhone 6S inde i salen. De lukker dig lige ind. Find en af de store popcornbøtter, gerne en der ikke er bøjet. Gå ned igennem rækkerne og tøm de halvfulde bægre og bøtter med popcorn over i din egen bøtte, til den er helt fuld. Gå tilbage til din date, der bliver glad for at du har flottet dig, med en stor bøtte popcorn.

Dette lifehack kan også gøres med sodavand, men der skal man lige sikre sig at det er den samme slags sodavand man hælder op i bægeret. I hvert fald hvis man er på en saftig date!

#2: Pizzahack

Det her lifehack er ligeså genialt som det er saftigt. Hvis du gør det rigtigt og sørger for ikke at besøge det samme pizzaria for tit, er der gratis pizza til dig for evigt. Det du gør: Vent udenfor det pizzaria som du gerne vil spise gratis pizza fra. Vent til der går andre mennesker derind, helst to eller mere. Gå ind efter dem, og stå tæt på dem, men uden at virke mistænkelig. Vent til de har bestilt og husk hvad de bestiller, men bestil ikke selv noget! Når de forlader pizzariaet gør du det samme. Fra rundt om hjørnet, efter ca. 5 minutter, ringer du til pizzariaet og siger at du lige har hentet nogle pizzaer. Beskriv bestillingen. Brok dig over en af pizzaerne, sig f.eks. at osten var helt tynd ligesom sæd, eller at bunden var helt sort. Du vil blive tilbudt en ny pizza, gratis. Vent 5 minutter og gå tilbage til pizzariaet. Du vil blive husket som en af de tidligere pizzakunder. Tag imod din gratis pizza. Hvis du ikke har tænkt dig at benytte dette pizzaria igen kan du eventuelt råbe "lifehack!" når du går.

Jeg ville have lavet en top ti, men jeg kan ikke finde på flere, så det bliver måske mere en opsamler, hvis vi finder på flere gode. Det her var i hvert fald lige mine to bedste. Man kan også altid forsikre noget for mere end det er værd og så ødelægge det, men det ved jeg ikke hvordan man gør.

søndag den 18. oktober 2015

hai det a mere rap oki? ;)


FORDI AT EN AFTEN OG NÅR DER HAVET VÆR LØRDAG MÅ SPISE VINEN I COLA FOR TRÆERS RODNET STRÆKKE FRA JORDBUND TIL RØV OG MINE VENNER HAR EN FARM I AKRABA HVOR DEN SAVNES MEN JEG VED VI SES PÅ DEN GRUMME ALTAN I HIMMELEN

torsdag den 8. oktober 2015