torsdag den 26. december 2013

ÆBLE 2013 TOP (ca.) 20 TRACKS

DUUUUUUUUUEDS VI GJORDE DET! LIST DEN OP FRA SLAP PÅ UTUBE MÅSJE? SÅ DER NYTÅRSFESTSOUNDTRACK (NÅ JA OG ÅSSE NOEN AF DEM ER TRISTE). ÅRETS HANDS DOWN BEDSTE TOP CIRKA 20 TRACKS LISTE FØLGER ICI:

 
19. Marie Key - Uden forsvar
(90 point)
 
 
19. Kurt Vile - Wakin on a Pretty Day
(90 point)
 
 
19. Waxahatchee - Swan Dive
(90 point)
 
 
18. Pusha T - Numbers On The Boards
(91 point)
 
 
17. Parquet Courts - Borrowed Time
(92 point)
 
 
16. Avicii - Wake Me Up
(110 point)
 
 
15. The National - Demons
(112 point)
 
 
14. Pitbull feat. Ke$ha - Timber
(113 point, 1 førsteplads)
 
 
13. Rihanna feat. Mikky Ekko - Stay
(119 point, 1 førsteplads)
 
 
12. Taylor Swift - 22
(122 point)
 
 
11. The National - Pink Rabbits
(122 point, 1 førsteplads)
 
 
10. Mark Kozelek & Jimmy Lavalle - You Missed My Heart
(130 point, 1 førsteplads)
 
 
9. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - We No Who U R
(133 point, 1 førsteplads)
 
 
8. John Grant - GMF
(135 point)
 
 
7. Kanye West - Bound 2
(138 point, 1 førsteplads)
 
 
6. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Jubilee Street
(150 point, 1 førsteplads)
 
 
5. Moonface - November 2011
(163 point)
 
 
4. Mikal Cronin - Weight
(197 point, 1 førsteplads)
 
 
3. Daft Punk - Get Lucky
(207 point)
 
 
2. Drake - Hold On We're Going Home
(226 point)
 
 
1. David Bowie - Where Are We Now
(320 point, 1 førsteplads)

ÆBLE 2013 TOP 10 ALBUMS











På baggrund af en suveræn afstemningsdeltagelse præsenteres 100% greatest best of most wanted ultimate hottest more absolute now essential super gold top 10 albums 2013:

10. Bill Callahan - Dream River
(58 point) 

 I forhold til den løststrukturerede forgænger Apocalypse, der var indspillet live i studiet, er her tale om en samling sange, der er så eminent ydmyge, at de næsten undskylder deres tilstedeværelse. Der er, som om den excentriske ordsmed falder i et med coverfotoet af de snebeklædte bjerge og den spejlblanke sø, hvor tiden nærmest står stille. 
 

9. Christopher Owens - Lysandre
(65 point, 1 førsteplads)


Except for all the bits about getting high, and the bit about begging his best friend not to kill him, Lysandre is a composite love story as old as the hills, but this retelling is surprisingly refreshing.
 

8. Mikal Cronin - MCII
(68 point) 

If anybody made a better rock record for car stereos this year, I didn’t hear it—probably because MCII was stuck in my disc-changer all summer. Mikal Cronin makes the creation of strummy, jangly, shout-along songs seem as easy and natural as opening a window and letting the breeze whip past your steering wheel.
 

7. Parquet Courts - Light Up Gold
(70 point) 

One of a few terrific new bands from the New York area, Parquet Courts have produced a debut that's both instantly addictive and lastingly rewarding: a smart, snappy concoction of worldly wisdom and garage-rock gratification. From Borrowed Time's zippy lament on boredom and inspiration to Stoned and Starving's improbably poetic lunch hunt, it's an ultra-catchy, sharp-witted marvel throughout. 

6. Drake - Nothing Was The Same
(74 point) 


I gotta be honest — I didn’t listen to the whole thing. Obviously, it’s good. You think a Canadian child actor would be this successful as a rapper if he wasn’t good? The dude was sitting on 25 mil at age 25! (I would love to see some documentation on that, by the way. I’m not saying he didn’t have 25 mil, I’m just saying some of that was probably real estate and maybe like potential earnings from complicated endorsement deals.) People love him because he’s good! He gets 10 outta 10, OK?
 

5. The National - Trouble Will Find Me
(79 point)

The National's sixth album is their leanest and most aerodynamic yet, easily acessible and self-assured by virtue of focusing on the visceral power of Matt Berninger's vocals and Bryan Devendorf's taut, inventive drumming.


4. Daft Punk - Random Access Memories
(82 point, 1 førsteplads)



Random Access Memories is a colossal piece of work, but not in an overbearing "tremble at our genius, puny earthlings" way. Its size is generous, embracing and idealistic – an extraordinary leap of faith. Its success made pop music itself feel bigger and brighter when every other economic and technological trend was making it smaller, and it sent an inspiring message: if you build it, they will come.
 

3. David Bowie - The Next Day
(101 point)

I am writing these lines because The Next Day, is the unlikeliest masterpiece of the recent popular song, the best album by an otherwise retired classic rock artist in many, many years. It kicks the shit out of that recent spate of albums by Neil Young and Crazy Horse, it is better than anything the Stones did since Tattoo You (which is mainly good because of Sonny Rollins anyhow), better than anything Van Morrison has done since Avalon Sunset, better than anything Dylan has done since Time Out of Mind, better than anything Brian Ferry has done since Mamouna (nineteen years ago), better than anything Joni Mitchell has done since Mingus, better than anything Jimi Hendrix has done since Electric Ladyland, better than anything Elvis Costello has done since Blood and Chocolate, better than anything Paul McCartney has done since Run Devil Run, better than anything associated with the Who since Who By Numbers.


2. Moonface - Julia With Blue Jeans On
(108 point, 1 førsteplads)





Julia With Blue Jeans On emmer mere af mentalt og navlepillende sammenbrud end af overskud. Det meste af albummet er en anstrengende affære, der befinder sig milevidt fra forgængerens musikalske pletskud.
 

1. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Push The Sky Away
(110 point, 2 førstepladser)

Darker than The Boatman's Call, more nuanced than Your Funeral...My Trial, Nick Cave's latest album, Push the Sky Away, proudly displays the talents that Australia's foremost prophet of doom has honed during his excursions in other media, especially in cinematic storytelling. The album is, of course, concerned with the themes that have occupied Cave throughout his career (fate, faith, fucking), but finds him in a far more meditative mood than on his most recent album with Grinderman. Subtle, sprawling, and often achingly beautiful, Push the Sky Away is a late-career masterpiece from an antipodean force of nature.

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lørdag den 14. december 2013

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onsdag den 11. december 2013

ÆBLEBOYS TOP MUSIK 2013 AFSTEMNING


NU ER DEN HER! Her er en liste med årets nomineringer.
- Send en mail med maximum 20 yndlingstracks og 10 yndlingsalbums til kern.cooper@gmail.com - enten prioriteret (hvor #1 får flere point end #20) eller uden rækkefølge. Du må osse bare stemme på 1 sang hvis det er det du vil.
ALLE MÅ STEMME - OSSE SOFIE - SI DET VIDER ;)

NOMINEREDE ALBUMS
And So I Watch You From Afar - All Hail Bright Futures
Ed Askew - For the World
Bill Callahan - Dream River
Black Sabbath - 13
David Bowie - The Next Day
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Push the Sky Away
Mikal Cronin - MCII
Daft Punk - Random Access Memories
Darkside - Psychic
Daughter - If You Leave
Bryce Dessner & Kronos Quartet - Aheym
Drake - Nothing Was The Same
Earl Sweatshirt - Doris
Frightened Rabbit - Pedestrian Verse
John Grant - Pale Green Ghosts
Grave Miasma - Odori Sepulcrorum
Tim Hecker - Virgins
Julia Holter - Loud City Song
Immolation - Kingdom of Conspiracy
Jason Isbell - Southeastern
Kadavar - Abra Kadavar
Mark Kozelek & Jimmy Lavalle - Perils From The Sea
The Knife - Shaking the Habitual
The National - Trouble Will Find Me
Cass McCombs - Big Wheel & Others
Moonface - Julia With Blue Jeans On
Janelle Monáe - The Electric Lady
Mouth of the Architect - Dawning
My Bloody Valentine - MBV
The Ocean - Pelagial
Christopher Owens - Lysandre
Papir - III
Parquet Courts - Light Up Gold
Ponyblod - Ponyblod
Rhye - Woman
Run The Jewels - Run The Jewels
Savages - Silence Yourself
Talbot - Scaled
Kirstine Stubbe Tegjlbjærg - Hamskifte
Ulcerate - Vermis
Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats - Mind Control
Unknown Mortal Orchestra - II
Volcano Choir - Repave
Wampire - Curiosity

NOMINEREDE TRACKS
Ace Hood feat. Rick Ross & Future - Bugatti
Arcade Fire - Afterlife
Arcade Fire - Here Comes the Night Time
Avicii - Wake Me Up
Blood Orange - You're Not Good Enough
David Bowie - Where Are We Now
Bill Callahan - Javelin Unlanding
Mariah Carey feat. Miguel - #Beautiful
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Jubilee Street
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - We No Who U R
Chvrches - Lungs
Chvrches - Recover
Chvrches - The Mother We Share
Ciara - Body Party
Mikal Cronin - Shout it Out
Mikal Cronin - Weight
Miley Cyrus - We Can't Stop
Daft Punk - Get Lucky
Daft Punk - Touch
Disclosure - When A Fire Starts To Burn
Drake - From Time
Drake - Hold On We're Going Home
Drake - Started From The Bottom
Frightened Rabbit - Backyard Skulls
Future Of The Left - The Bisexuality Of Distance
Selena Gomez - Come & Get It
John Grant - GMF
Haim - Falling
Yahya Hassan - Langdigt
Tim Hecker – Live Room
Håkan Hellström - Det Kommer Aldrig Va Över För Mig
Iceage - Ecstasy
Joy Formidable - Silent Treatment
Kadavar - Dust
Marie Key - Uden Forsvar
Mark Kozelek & Jimmy Lavalle - You Missed My Heart
Lady Gaga feat. R. Kelly - Do What U Want
Cass McCombs - Morning Star
Cass McCombs feat. Karen Black - Brighter
Moonface - November 2011
The National - Demons
The National - Pink Rabbits
Allan Olsen - Hai fæk skyllen
Christopher Owens - Love is in the Ear of the Listener
Parquet Courts - Borrowed Time
Jai Paul - Str8 Outta Mumbai
Katy Perry - Roar
Pitbull feat. Ke$ha - Timber
Ponyblod - Med Måde
Pusha T - Numbers On The Boards
Lou Reed - Solsburry Hill
Rich Gang - Tapout
Rihanna - Stay
Rocko feat. Future & Rick Ross - U.O.E.N.O.
The Ruby Suns - Dramatikk
Savages - Shut Up
Taylor Swift - 22
Tegan & Sara - Fool For Love
Justin Timberlake - Mirrors
Unknown Mortal Orchestra - Swim and Sleep (Like a Shark)
Vampire Weekend - Step
Kurt Vile - Wakin on a Pretty Day
Volcano Choir - Dancepack
Kanye West - Bound 2
When Saints Go Machine - Iodine
Waxahatchee - Swan Dive
Yo La Tengo - Well You Better

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onsdag den 4. december 2013

EVNESWAG pt 1

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