torsdag den 24. december 2009

Julen er en krabbe

Sidder her i efteråret af d. 24 december, og afventer med gru den opfedelsesceremoni der er på nippet til at gå i gang. Jeg hader julen. Hvis bare den kunne holdes indenfor d. 24, så man ikke på dette tidspunkt var så gennemmarineret i brunkager, Glögg og sveskepesto, at bare tanken om en åreforkalket afpigmenteret skabspædofil galning i en plysseret rød slåbrok, kunne sætte skarntydesaft i et sympatisk skær.

Jeg vil ikke! Jeg besøgte Salling fordi der var varmt, og parfume-ekspedienterne mistog mig for en person der havde lyst til at lugte af lavendel og røde pølser. Jeg måtte kæmpe mig fri med et lille barn som improviseret nærkampsvåben (D&D joke nådigst droppet). Hvorfor skal hele samfundet partout surfe på denne fæle bølge af konsumerisme? Det er måske pænt længe siden Jesus døde folkens.

please kunne måske godt bruge at nogen gad drikke stanken af nelliker om bag bagerst i hovedet hvor bevidstheden er forment adgang på et tidspunkt inden nytår ha-ha lol DEFINITELY NOT just kidding question mark

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